Redneck Oar Derves
Ya ya, the name ain’t spelled right, we know. It also ain’t a fancy name, and neither is what comes on the plate. It is, however, a damn good combination with that ice cold beer that is sitting in front of you. It’s a basket filled with summer sausage, assorted crackers, and a couple of different cheeses. This is what you are going to blame for spoiling your dinner tonight. Not comfortable if you’re not dipping your food in something? Don’t worry, we got ya covered. There’s some spicy mustard dipping sauce right in the center. Need more spice? Damn you are hard to please…. Ok, we’ll throw in some peppercini’s to liven things up a bit. You’re welcome.
Cholesterol levels low? We can help. Try a basket of our mozzarella sticks… Served piping hot with a side of marinara sauce, these little babies are sure to hit the spot.
These delicious onion rings are a perfect alternative to french fries. Dip them in our special horsy sauce and it will give you a reason to sip your beer after every bite (as if you needed a reason).
Fried mushrooms…you asked for em, now you got em. If you like your fungus battered, golden brown and crispy, then you stopped in the right parking lot.
Big Ass Nachos
What’s better than a pile of tortilla chips smothered in shredded Wisconsin cheddar cheese, taco meat, diced onions, jalapenos, lettuce, tomato and black olives? Well, there’s one thing that comes to mind, but we don’t sell it here. Get yourself a plate of these and you’ll being wearing a sombrero and drinking Corona faster than you did that one Cinco de Mayo when you lost your pants.
Choppers, poppers…whatever. You know what we meant. If cheese just ain’t enough and you need a little extra zing above and beyond our mozzarella stick, then this is a wise choice. We eat these suckers plain, but if you prefer a dipping sauce, let us know and we will think about obliging.
Beef….it’s what’s for dinner. Two 1/4lb patties stacked high and topped just how we like it, with lots of cheese. What’s the one thing that can kill the taste of a perfect burger? That’s right, a stale bun. No worries here, our burgers are served on a fresh bun that is brushed with savory butter and toasted next to its meaty friend on our grill. Want lettuce, tomato and onion? Don’t get your panties in a bundle, it comes on the side next to their friend, Mr. Pickle. Fries come stock and the ketchup and mustard are on the table.
Mother Clucking Basket
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Easy answer. Eggs did, we ate them this morning. But what really matters is that the breaded chicken strips will make it hard to chew because your mouth will want to be smiling the whole time you are eating them. Served with french fries and a side of dipping sauce, you can’t go wrong here. Choices of dipping sauce are ranch, honey mustard or bbq. Want something more exotic? Then go to a strip club.
This Little Pig
A steaming pile of hot ham and gooey cheese served on a toasted Bolillo bun, this little piggy went “Wee wee wee!” all the way home. Don’t ask us what Bolillo means, because we don’t know. We just know that they are fresh baked buns that taste damn good. Lil Pig is served with a sliced pickle and your choice of chips. (Jalapeno, Sea Salt, Smokehouse bbq or Sea Salt and Vinegar) If you want to spoil this sandwich with sauce, we suggest good ole mayo.
Plump grilled chicken breast strips smothered in Mexican cheeses and grilled to a golden brown between two flour tortillas. You get a side of tortilla chips, sour cream, jalapenos and some salsa with this bad boy. We don’t claim this to be authentic Mexican food, but it is still pretty damn good if we don’t say so ourselves. Damn…. we just said so ourselves.
It doesn’t get any simpler than this. Simple for you, simple for us. No smart ass descriptions here. We have too much respect for the circle of sauce, meat and cheese that gets our hungry stomachs thru the good times and the bad when there just isn’t enough time or energy to make anything else. Your choice of plain cheese, pepperoni, or sausage.
You want a salad? Seriously?! Well, ok….but only because you are a hot chick. This garden plate comes with a generous pile of a fresh lettuce mix, and is topped with cherry tomatoes, onions, croutons and crumbled bacon. Since you are ordering a salad, you probably don’t want shredded cheese on top, but we’ll give it to you if you want it, since you are a hot chick. Sauces…..err… ummm, dressing choices aren’t fancy. Your choices are ranch, blue cheese, italian or thousand island. Want fat free? You are really testing our patience now…… 6 bucks
**Tax Included in all prices, drinks are not. Sorry, you can’t have it all!!!!
Non-Alcoholic Beverages: Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, Dr. Pepper, Water, Orange juice, Cranberry Juice, Monster energy drink